i saw this list on my facebook account groups,
maybe some are true, some are not :)
tawanan nyo nalang kung hindi.hehe
this is for fun lang naman po:)
your parents were born in the PIyou point with your mouthyou call "flipflops" slippersyou pronounce your f's with p'syou own a rice cookeryou know what TFC stands foryou have kareoke at every family partyyou own a magic micyou own at least one bootleg DVDyou have a collection of VCD'syou have been to the filipino storeyou eat at JOY YEE'syou like bubble teayou have visited Village Creameryyou know how to dance, pito pito, spaghetti dance, & pamela onewhen you line dance at every banquet party you wear all your shirts that your tita's or tito's got you from the PI, as sleepwareyou have an uncle or aunt that everyone calls "tito boy" or "tita baby"you listen to slowjam like devotion, drop n harmony, one voice, etcyou eat fish, eggs, spam, cornbeef & pandasal for breakfastyour parents grow tomatoe's, green beans, & peppers your family owes a toyota corolla or camry you drive a honda civic and you like to soup up your caryour parents say "open or close" the lights instead of turn "on or off" the lightsyou eat with your handsyou have a barrel man figureyou smell like filipino food when you leave your homeyou use Jufran's Banana Sauce or Mang Tomas All Purpose Sauce instead of ketchupyou use a tabo to take a shower withyou have eattin chocolate meat (di-nigga-one)
*this is supposed to be dinuguan*:D
you ve had a family trip to holly hill in wisconsinyou go clubbing on asian nightsyour parents always complain how much you are always outyou know what is in turonyou take a lot of napkins when you go out to eatyou take a camera everywhere you go and take lots of picturesyour mom or dad works at a nursing homeyour always late (filipino time)you have plants all over the houseyou have a picture of the "last supper" in your kitchenyou go on a picnic and bring a banigyour parents compare your life here and their life in the philippinesyour parents question you who, where, and why, everytime you go outyou know who manny pacquio isyou go somewhere and you see another filipino, you always ask yourself if you know that personyou have modeled or been to a car showyour tito or tita that you haven't seen , will always come up to you and say how big you are and ask you if you have a bf or gf you have a big wooden fork and spoon hanging in your homeyou've seen the movie "DEBUT"you've attended or been in 15 cotilians you try to get someone's attention by saying "sssssssst" or "hoy"you mom gives you a paper towel to put on your back from all your sweatyour parents over exaggerate the time (ex:" hoy gising na ! its almost 12 o clock," when it is really 11:15am)you have one or more alters in your home devoted to mini statues of mother mary and holy water...your parents try to speak english and mixes it with tagalogyou have to fix the vcr, dvd, tv, or the filipino channel if it doesn't workyou bought bootleg clothing or purses from the philippinesyou know what a sari sari store isyou have dyed your hair (gold, blonde, red, brown) you us "your" instead of "you're"you gamble with your relatives (mah-jong)
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 | some are true and most are not! |
 | hay naku anak....TRUE lahat yan sinabi mo jan...when you get here...you will all (as in all) notice that you're really a filipino with all of those traits...especially...when parents exaggerate the time...true na true...well...that's our culture...no problem with it...if other countries don't like our culture...well, we don't like theirs too...right my love? |
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some are true and most are not! 
